Update 'cause I played 1 now. It's awesome.

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1. So, if you could live anywhere in the Mother universe, where would it be?
Oh dang. Um, I guess Onett, cause it reminds me of my hometown.

2. What would you like to eat?
TROUT YOGURT FUCK YEAH

3. What's your favorite thing? (Add PK to the beginning of it)
PK INTERNET/Mindbreak/PAIN

4. Your favorite game of the three?
I loved all of them, but 3 just comes out on top. It perfected what the other two had created.

5. Do you own any of the actual game cartridges?
....Will I be arrested if I say no?

6. Favorite playable character?
SHINJI-CLONE I MEAN LUCAS <3

After him (But not in any particular order): Kumatora, Claus, Ness, Ana, Paula, Ninten and Jeff (Technically, Claus is more of a story character, but you do play as him in the prologue.)

But not Loid. He's a weenie.

7. Favorite non-playable character? (Enemies not included)
The adorable fag we all know and love, Tony.
Also: Fuel, Wess (dat ass fo sho), Paula's dad, and Porky, in a weird sort of way.


8. Do you own any Mother merchandise (official or Fangamer stuff)? Make a list here.
Empty wallet says no.

9. Are there any characters you hate?
Rope Snake annoyed me a little, but other than that, no one.

10. What are your favorite and least favorite parts of the games?
Favs:

Mother 1: FINALLY GETTING OFFENSIVE PSI in the form of Ana, Ana and Ninten's dance scene, tank adventures,plane adventures, beating up elephants with baseball bats, kicking ass with EVE, Queen Mary's castle and singing the melodies

Mother 2: Winters rocks for Snow Wood alone, when you realized that you were tripping during Moonside, Tony's phone call, failing PK teleport,coming back to an invaded Onett, blue-blue village,Magicant and praying against Giygas.

Mother 3: The tear-jerking beginning, middle and end, Tanetane island, Lucas' job, THE ASS-SHAKING DOOR DANCE, when Lucas dresses up as the masked man, refusing Kumatora's shower, the entire creepy New Pork City experience, Lucas driving (and crashing) the pork bean,and NEGATIVE MAN.

ALL of the endings made me cry.

Least favs:
Mother 1's incessant need for grinding, The first hour or so of Mother 2 (I died at least 10 times) & having to play as Salsa in 3.


11. Do you have any good tips or battle strategies? If so, list them here.

Mother 1:
Ninten: Spend the first 2 hours grinding. Sweep. Spend two more hours grinding. Get better equipment. Spend another 2 hours grinding. Sing. End game get!
Ana: Mooch of Ninten's EXP, and sweep with all of the insta-kill moves
Loid: He didn't really do much for my game. That weenie.
Teddy: Teddy does not take advice. He only gives out PAIN.

Mother 2:
Ness: Spend the first two hours level grinding. Sweep after magicant.
Paula: Mooch off of Ness's kills. Give maximum defense equips.
Jeff: Bazooka/bottle rockets.
Poo: Try not to die too much or spend 5 FREAKING HOURS to get the Sword of Kings. Then you kick ass.

Mother 3:
Lucas: Spend the first two hours level grinding, put up hella shields for everyone, buff everyone in the party with stat boots, & heal everyone in the party before they die. Sweep for pretty much the entire game.
Kuma: Blast the enemy with whatever magi- I mean PSI power they're weak to.
Duster: Get boots from Lord Passion. Sweep for about half the game.
Boney: Item slave.

12. In your opinion, what are the easiest and most difficult bosses?

Mother 1 didn't really have bosses. Seriously. Whatever really strong enemies there were you were usually protected by some plot-related item/device (The Franklin badge, EVE, the tank, etc)

Mother 2's bosses were SO FREAKIN EASY compared to 3's. I mean, all you had to do was Bash, PSI fire/freeze/lighting/pray, Bottle rocket, Bash/More PSI power/Starstorm. Rinse, repeat. Not hard.

Mother 3: BARRIER TRIO, Master Eddy, Jealous bass, Mecha-drago, Fassad (both times), the Porky bots.
Easiest was the mecha-reindeer

13. If you could make any of the animal-based enemies into a pet, which would you like?
Carbon/Diamond dog.


14. What kind of chimera would you make?
FLYING OCTOPUS

15. Got a favorite Mother tune (official or fan-made)?
Theme of love and Eight melodies. Sooo sad.

16. Since music is so important to these games, let's list some non-Mother songs that remind you of them. Or, you can list songs that remind you of your favorite characters (one song for each!). Link to them for extra points
Mother 1-All I can think of is the music from the game..
Mother 2- The second open of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Mother 3- The End Of Evangelion: Jesus blibet Meinee Freunde or Somewhere only We know by Keane

17. How about a random quote?
"Ness, you can sleep on the couch in the den."

Now let's play a game, but no cheating! Here is a list of important characters. Read them and type the FIRST THING that comes to mind. Feel free to add more people to the list when you copy this meme!

Ninten: I kill tigers with boomerangs!
Ana: DEATH BEAM
Loid: oscar the grouch
Teddy: elvis
Giegue: GODDAMMIT SHUT UP YOU KIDS
Ness: "okay!"
Tracy: WINCEST
Paula: kill it with fire
Everdred: pedophile
Jeff: bazooka
Tony: yandere
Maxwell: unassuming local guy
Dr. Andonuts: neglect
Poo: poo
Mr. Saturn: BOING
Apple Kid: fat
Orange Kid: geek
Aloysius: angry white southern guy
Lardna: hooker
Porky: GET A LIFE, FAT ASS
Picky: sane
Giygas: RAN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Lucas: Berserk button
Claus: Mind rape
Boney: god why was he in my party
Kumatora: Asuka
Duster: badass
Flint: BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Hinawa: lol dead
Wess: DAT ASS
Fassad: horny
Salsa: your stats are bad and you should feel bad
Aeolia: which one is that again?
Ionia: ditto


Here's something different and fun! Below is a mad lib template, which you will fill in with your own words. BUT BEFORE YOU READ IT, make a list. This way, the end result will be a lot more funny and totally random. Fill out the list, then make a copy of the mad lib template to complete your story.
REMEMBER to leave the blank template for other people to use!!

*Word List*
Male Mother Character: Lucas
Adjective: deranged
Noun: knife
Any Mother Character: Tony
Mother town/city: Threed
Verb ending in -ed: smashed
Adverb: horrifically
Verb: freak out
Adjective: FABULOUS
Verb ending in -ed: danced
Adjective: awesome
Color: beige
Plural Noun: asses
Exclamation: Bitch, please!
Female Mother Character: Kumatora
Verb: bite
Adjective: mind-screwy
Plural Noun: balls
Verb: lick
Plural Food Item: hot dogs
Greeting: What be the 411?
Past Tense Verb: fucked
Feeling/State of Being: scared
Verb Ending in -ed: punched
Body Part: weenis
Color: rainbow
Adjective: long
Adjective: sticky
Noun: pair of panties


*Template*
One day, (MALE MOTHER CHARACTER) decided to go for a walk with his (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN), (ANY MOTHER CHARACTER). They met up in the park in (MOTHER TOWN/CITY) and (VERB ENDING IN -ED) quite (ADVERB) all the way to store on the other side of town.
"Do you want to (VERB) inside?" (SAME MALE MOTHER CHARACTER) asked.
"That sounds (ADJECTIVE)!" Said (SAME ANY MOTHER CHARACTER).
The two of them (VERB ENDING IN -ED) into the store and had a lot of fun browsing all of the aisles. Suddenly, (SAME MALE MOTHER CHARACTER) spied a very (ADJECTIVE) display of (COLOR) (PLURAL NOUN).
"(EXCLAMATION)!" He said. "This looks like something my girlfriend (FEMALE MOTHER CHARACTER) would like. I'm going to give one to her the next time we (VERB)."
"What a (ADJECTIVE) idea!" (SAME ANY MOTHER CHARACTER) said, and then the two (PLURAL NOUN) left the store to (VERB) some (PLURAL FOOD ITEM) at the restaurant down the street.
When it was time to go home, they said "(GREETING)" to one another and (SAME MALE MOTHER CHARACTER) (PAST TENSE VERB) straight to his girlfriend's house to give her the gift he had bought.
Needless to say, (SAME FEMALE MOTHER CHARACTER) was quite (FEELING/STATE OF BEING). She (VERB ENDING IN -ED), her (BODY PART) turned a bright (COLOR), and she gave (SAME MALE MOTHER CHARACTER) a (ADJECTIVE), (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN) to say thanks! <3


*My Story*
One day, Lucas decided to go for a walk with his deranged knife, Tony. They met up in the park in Threed and smashed quite horrifically all the way to store on the other side of town.
"Do you want to freak out inside?" Lucas asked.
"That sounds FABULOUS!" Said Tony.
The two of them danced into the store and had a lot of fun browsing all of the aisles. Suddenly, Lucas spied a very awesome display of beige asses.
"Bitch, please!" He said. "This looks like something my girlfriend Kumatora would like. I'm going to give one to her the next time we bite."
"What a mind-screwy idea!" Tony said, and then the two balls left the store to lick some hot dogs at the restaurant down the street.
When it was time to go home, they said "What be the 411? " to one another and Lucas fucked straight to his girlfriend's house to give her the gift he had bought.
Needless to say, Kumatora was quite scared. She punched, her weenis turned a bright rainbow, and she gave Lucas a long, sticky pair of panties to say thanks! <3


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.....What the hell was that.

The person who could illustrate that wins about 10,000 internets.